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We took the boys to mall today because they were concerned that they hadn't spoken to Santa, nor one of his "helpers". As I sat there for thirty minutes while my darling wife and the boys were in line, I realized that I, a bearded, jolly, fat man, was at the mall, on an insanely busy day, waiting for my children to talk to a bearded, jolly fat man. Next year a may just buy a red suit and cut out the middle man. Merry Christmas my friends.
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